Monday 12 March 2007

Words of wisdom, or ......

(This was one of the most interesting mails I recieved ....)


1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me,

for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much

leave me the hell alone.



2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and

leaky tire.



3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your

neighbors' newspaper, that's the time to do it.



4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.



5. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.



6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.



7. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of

car payments.



8. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.

That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their

shoes.



9. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.



10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish,

and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.



11. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was

probably worth it.



12. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.



13. Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield.



14. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.



15. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put

it back in your pocket.



16. A closed mouth gathers no foot.



17. Duct tape is like 'The Force'. It has a light side and a dark side,

and it holds the universe together.



18. Generally speaking, you are aren't learning much when your lips are

moving.


19. Experience is something you don't get, until just after you need it.



20. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

.........and the last but not the least...............



21. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative

on the same night.

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